ahh! hollywood! for those of you who missed the television and fan magazine coverage. i was frida doll's date to the academy awards.

everyone was thrilled to see us and we were the best dressed on the red carpet.

frida, i think that johnny depp only wants to toy with you.

naturally, we were invited to the best parties with the best snacks! contrary to the rumors, frida doll and i are just very good friends, we are not romantically involved. however, i do chaperone frida on all of her first dates. she's a very old fashioned and respectable girl, you know.