i decided i needed to change my image. so,i asked chris how i could be as cool as her husband, goose

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she suggested that i just ask him for advice... he doesn't really bite.

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and to get a nice tattoo like hers

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goos told me how to look angry and imposing

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it took no time for me to catch on. don't i look like threatening?

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soon, i was hangin' out with goos and his tough friends.

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terry cloth rules, man.

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