the glorious cranberry relish and 

me.

i'd like to express my heartfelt appreciation
to everyone who contributed these wonderful literary works
in honor of this glorious holiday culinary tradition!

classic
cranberry relish
haiku

cranberry nectar
red crunchy food of the gods
happy tastebuds sing.

- paul francis

sweet hot spicy taste
oxymoronic mixture
dancing on my tongue.

- paul francis

Creamy cranberries
With the tang of horseradish
Lovely taste of home

- dena norton

 

All-American Fruit

Pilgrim's cranberries!
Drops from nature's beating heart.
How I relish them!

- Thea Templeton

 

joyous concoction
blended flavor symphony
exceeds sum of parts.

- paul francis

 
pepto bismol pink
the roast beef sandwich awaits
your tangy flavor

-monkey

various verses to the venerable relish

Cranberry relish, we thought it was yucky.
But it linked us to you, and for that we feel lucky.

-Nina, 11, and Aaron, 6 1/2 (both Litoffs)

 

"Dan's Ditty"

Relish.
I didn't.

- Dan Litoff

I'm not much at haiku
But I sure do LIKE you
For giving my relish
A cyber-embellish.

- Susan Stamberg

Ms. Stamberg's
Cranberry relish
So pink and so grand
Some people say
The best cranberry sauce
Comes in a can
Though, if Monkey be trusted
And his opinion be true
This relish-y tartness
Will appeal to you
But one must remember
And be prudent and wary
Our little Monkey
Is made of terry(cloth).

- Ann Armstrong

Marvelous
Accompaniment for
Meals
Anytime.

Slighly
Tart and
Appealing
Melange of
Berries.
Electifying
Relish.
Great!

- Trixie Pruitt

cranberry relish is a dish
that I have come to enjoy
and if you don't,
then I find that I must,
kick you way up into the sky.
For cranberry relish, it is said,
can enhance that gray goo
that is inside your head.
For cranberry relish is a dish,
that I have come to enjoy.

-kai

Cranberry Cinquain

Relish,
bright magenta
horseradish-infused goo,
curious new cranberry treat.
Awful.

- Joyce Litoff

 

 

A recipe presented in haiku
Made me laugh
How about you?
A cult classic indeed it is ...
But what does the cranberry think about it?

- Meg Fullwood

odes to the jewel toned fruit behind the relish  

ODE TO THE CRANBERRY

Cranberry, cranberry, you're not very sweet
In fact you're so tart raw
'Twill knock you off your feet.

Cranberries grow so oddly in a bog
But everyone must love them
Since they scoop them in the fog.

Cranberry relish, cranberry tart
Trying to juice them is not very smart.
Cranberry jelly, cranberry pie
They don't have much juice to squirt in your eye.

If you want to taste them, at Holidays or not
They're great with your baking
Or cooked in a pot.

We mortals endeavor, cranberries to cook
Small ovals, red brightness
Invite closer look.

It's true they are glossy
And some say divine.
When heavily sweetened or made into wine.

Helping your plumbing with no need to thank
Their appeal is amazing
And, first rate, they rank!

- Angela Foehl

  "Cran-berry"

Cranny Cranberry
Berry Berry Cranberry
Buh- Buh- Buh Berry

- revelation from Germany (shawn)

 

 

submit
your own original work in praise of
mama stamberg's cranberry relish!

let's whip up a batch of relish!

the history of the cranberry relish
according to susan stamberg

coming soon: the cranberry relish tribute in snow globes exhibit.

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